Imagine drawing 0-0 with Burnley and then receiving a message from David Moyes. Pity Sunderland fans.
Lots on Arsenal's shambolic hierarchy, plus kind words for Chelsea and Tottenham's sparkling home form...
David Moyes refused to read anything suspicious into the appearance of Ellis Short at Sunderland...
Burnley earned only their third point away from home, leaving Sunderland deep in relegation trouble...
Can Mourinho cope without Pogba, Ibra and Herrera? Can Spurs prove there is life without Kane?
Roy Keane has been tipped for a return to management with former club Sunderland - if they suffer relegation.
Adam Johnson has lost a challenge against his conviction for sexual activity with a besotted 15-year-old fan.
Adam Johnson finds out today if he has succeeded in appeal moves against a child sex conviction.
Poor Pogba, Stephane Sessegnon's baby boy, Memphis excellence, Silva wizardry and silly Pulis all feature.
Adnan Januzaj has explained how he has improved as a player since leaving Manchester United on loan.
Moyes wants Sunderland to peak at the right time. Try not being dreadful for two-thirds of the season instead...
Who win more points when their captain doesn't start? Who is aimless without their on-pitch leader?
Because he would 'carry the club on his shoulders'? Yes, that's an actual thing...
Did Sunderland sign Lescott for his "experience" of tweeting pictures of expensive cars after a 6-0 defeat?
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