Who was Wenger's first ever signing in 1984? Who was Mourinho's in 2001? Who was Klopp's in 2002?
Ever wondered what England, France, Spain and Brazil's most expensive XIs are? No? Well this is awkward.
Who else is excited for Rob Holding and Calum Chambers to dominate every young forward in Europe?
What do Hazard, Pogba, Alderweireld, Coutinho, Britton and many, many more have in common?
The Premier League's three relegated clubs earned almost £100m each this season. That makes sense.
One said Chelsea would win the title; one backed Spurs for top four; all five embarrassed ourselves.
Sunderland have tried experienced bosses. How about Stefan Schwarz, who wants to start his coaching career?
What better way to relive a decent Premier League season than through F365's opinion piece time machine?
Sunderland have praised David Moyes for resigning and choosing not to ask for compensation. How noble.
Which team makes Degsy so horny he could do a goat? There's only one way to find out - if you really want to.
We scour the Prem, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A and Ligue Un to bring you the best out-of-contract XIs.
Moyes is not happy with Wenger whatsoever. Although his management is also "an insult to football".
BREAKING: Alexis Sanchez is pretty good. He scores twice to keep Arsenal's top-four hopes barely alive.
Donnarumma to Man City not Man United, some Bale/GriezmannJames guff, Sakho for £30m...