Carvahal says "it is not about" the emoji post, before explaining why the emoji post was a bit stupid.
Swansea midfielder Leon Britton has announced that he is to retire at the end of the season.
Liverpool 'have been absolute sh*t on toast', but they'll do Brighton. Join Degsy, won't you?
We missed Christian Pulisic being in every gossip column. Plus Tottenham are spending £65m. Or £80m.
Who should Brighton build around? Which player should form the foundations for Stoke? And the rest...
Salah - if he plays - can relegate Stoke. Saints are slipping. Wenger's final visit to Old Trafford features a reunion.
The record is Mo's. Plus Wenger will wear a nice jumper-tie combo as United thrash Arsenal.
Some were obvious. Others...not so much. One Premier League club we had to skip entirely.
Man United are 5/1 to win to nil against Tottenham. Mad. Plus Salah against the bottom club? Money.
Harry Kane knows where 2Pac is, and will bag against Man City. Bobby Firmino is scoring too.
Don't get too excited, Man United or Spurs fans. Both are English, and one is still uncapped.
Just as wild deer run away when threatened, Premier League managers invert the pyramid. Why?
Carlos Carvalhal liked what he saw from Swansea in the second half against Man United. More of the same.
Man City are winning the title in style, Tottenham and Arsenal are winning, and Liverpool are scoring.
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