Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, Man City and Man United avoid one another in the Carabao Cup.
This list includes a player signed this summer who wasn't named in his club's 25-man squad. Weird.
You can also stick your money on Manchester United to win, and BTTS at Liverpool v Burnley.
Swansea will make no special plans to shut out in-form Tottenham striker Harry Kane at Wembley.
It's a weekend that's bigger than four hips and three c*cks. Because private jokes between three people are great
If the transfer window had closed before the start of the season, these would have never happened.
Wayne Rooney to make positive headlines, Liverpool to beat Man City, Man United to beat Stoke and...
It turns out that Liverpool are to blame for the early window closure. They should have sold Coutinho...
Hands up who thought Phil Jones would have started every game of Man United's season so far?
Have Arsenal bought or sold more players for £20m? And do you remember Portsmouth's biggest sale?
Right wingers were the most expensive Premier League signing on average. Keepers were the cheapest.
We have sifted through the middle names and the rest to bring you every Premier League club's 25-man squad.
Plenty of money was spent throughout the summer by Premier League clubs. Take a look.
The transfer window fallout starts here. Chelsea, Liverpool, Newcastle and Brighton fans offer thoughts.
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