Champions League... Nou Camp... Peter Crouch, last-minute winner. Make it happen, Antonio...
And we thought that he would prefer to stay on West Ham's bench! Chelsea will need to find £20m.
Sakho to Palace? Carroll to Chelsea? Hernandez to Man United? "My intention is not to let anyone go."
Chelsea need an alternative to Morata. Is there anyone better placed than Carroll to provide it?
Antonio Conte stopped just short of confirming Chelsea's move for Ross Barkley. But it is happening.
Andy Carroll to the reigning Premier League champions? Chelsea need back-up for Morata. Poor Batshuayi.
David Moyes saluted Andy Carroll after his decision to recall the striker paid dividends.
Moyes could have chosen any West Ham player to single out, but went for Andy Carroll.
David Moyes says Andy Carroll is unfairly treated and warns his squad when they should really worry...
An XI of the 'worst' players so far this season based on key statistics. Expect Palace and West Ham...
You've never heard of Yusuf Yazici? Whatever do you mean? Plus Andy Carroll to Everton.
Jan Vertonghen has been discussing the different challenges Carroll and Hernandez with present today...
Liverpool signed four of the players on this list. So did West Ham. Stop giving them money.
Which players were signed for really big money, but were soon farmed out elsewhere?
Ever wondered what England, France, Spain and Brazil's most expensive XIs are? No? Well this is awkward.
Slaven Bilic won't turn his back on Andy Carroll while the striker continues to graft as hard as he is...
West Ham are keen for you to know that they have done nothing wrong. Except sign the perma-crocked Andy Carroll.
Daniel Sturridge, Luke Shaw...there are some high-profile players facing crunch time...
Well, Ross Barkley for a start. But also a West Ham pair and two more Evertonians...
West Ham received a £32m bid for Andy Carroll in January. Chinese clubs are "fell in love" with him, apparently.
It is very much the gossip of tall strikers. We have news on Ibrahimovic, Benteke and Carroll. Oh joy.
Bilic hopes Carroll will be fit to face Chelsea next Monday. If he is, he expects the striker to "shine".
Crystal Palace's best-paid player is on the same wage per week as Tottenham's. And Ozil > Sanchez.
Bilic feels an England call-up for Carroll would give the West Ham striker a major confidence boost. Yes.
"I loved it at Newcastle. I wasn't ready to leave. It came as a shock."
The more includes staunch defences of both Xhaka and Coquelin, Garth Crooks, Wayne Rooney and...
Two crucial goals followed by one slight injury. So goes the career of Andy Carroll. But he looks good.
Dimitri Payet "won't destroy' West Ham. Andy Carroll says so. And Andy Carroll is great.
Losing their best player appears to have saved their season. Andy Carroll is a very happy man.
"It doesn't have to be a brilliant cross, you just have to put the ball in and he is great."
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