If Arsene Wenger was proper b*stard, Arsenal would be better off. Also in the Mailbox: a striker suggestion for Chelsea...
"I can't imagine that Manchester City would leave the race because of money!" Go on, Klopp lad.
Arsene Wenger is "fake", unlike Jose Mourinho. Emmanuel Adebayor discusses *that* celebration, too.
"He always gives everything on the pitch. He wants to win all the time," says Xhaka of his departing mate.
If Xhaka is referring to the pretty-but-hopelessly-inconsistent style were used to with Arsenal, then he's right.
Theo has spoken of leaving Arsenal with his stuff in bin bags but says he can't thank Wenger enough...
Mkhitaryan reminds Emmanuel Petit of Ozil - not in a good way. He says Arsenal 'should be aiming higher'.
One Arsenal fan says they 'are likely to get better this season without getting worse in any position'.
Pards wanted to sign Theo Walcott before he joined Everton while WBA are rivaling Arsenal for a defender...
Arsene Wenger believes Robin van Persie may've been a trailblazer and reveals why Arsenal are different...
Sanchez had agreed to sign a new Arsenal deal. Then they got tw*tted by Bayern. And City think United are 'chasing their tails'.
Arsene Wenger says losing Alexis Sanchez will be "a bit less disappointing" than selling RVP.
Amid all the transfer talk, there's some football for Arsenal. And will Swansea be brave against Liverpool?
Dortmund say Aubameyang won't play this weekend because "his head is not 100% on the matter".
Martin Keown's piss is boiling at Alexis Sanchez swerving 'the natural place to go to develop his football'.
Dortmund say Arsene Wenger has "enough on his own plate" at Arsenal to worry about their players.
Arsene Wenger quite rightly says it's none of his business how Man United spend their money.
Even Arsenal players are bored of it. And might Man United sign Sanchez even if Mkhitaryan doesn't leave?
The message here is simple: Don't post videos of yourself smiling soon after a defeat. Poor Malcom.
Will Arsenal sign Auba, Evans or Malcom? Or all three? Just two? Maybe one? Probably none.
Arsenal want Henrikh Mkhitaryan because he "loves the club". And his wages "will not be a problem".
Would Arsenal "become a better team" if they sign Mkhitaryan and Aubameyang and sell Sanchez?
And he won't be a striker. Shock horror. No, Theo Walcott will play on the right for Everton.
Mkhitaryan could turn into a scapegoat if a deal for Sanchez falls through, claims a source.
Winger Theo Walcott says he quit Arsenal to join Everton because he wants to win trophies.
Has he agreed a contract worth around £500,000 a week? Can it be done without Henrikh Mkhitaryan?
...so it really doesn't matter who they sign. There's no cheering up Gunners. Plus, Sanchez, Theo, depression...
"They can always try, but they'll have a problem taking him from us," says president.
Borussia Dortmund's manager "cannot really comprehend" why Aubameyang is acting like this.
Nine players are, apparently. 'Transfer web' sounds a lot like 'things that might happen'...
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