"I don’t think Mourinho will even have to be on top of his game," says former Liverpool and Man United man.
Five Premier League clubs discover their Champions League last-16 fate. Oh, isn't it all exciting?
We open with a fantastic email on CL minnows, and it hardly tails off...
Somebody with a much bigger brain than us has worked out the cost of Chelsea finishing second.
They may have scored 23 goals in six group games but Roy Keane is not having any of it. The spoilsport.
Steven Gerrard & Paul Scholes have predicted which English side will go furthest in the Champions League.
Gary Cahill on European big boys: "Let's not lie as well, let's hope we dodge them and progress."
The Roma captain had a debt to repay after last season; he will now lead his club into the last 16 as group winners.
Schooled 3-1 by Bayern and yet seemingly impotent to make changes, Unai Emery is the designated fall guy.
Mourinho, Smalling, Besiktas, Benfica, PSG's front three, Rodgers, Moreno, Klopp, Alli...
Brendan Rodgers was “disappointed” with some of the goals Celtic conceded in their 7-1 defeat to PSG.
Jose Mourinho claims that United should have gone in at half-time five goals up in their 1-0 loss to Basel.
Antonio Conte praised the character of his Chelsea players after securing Champions League qualification.
As tempting as it is to focus on the negatives, this was another tick against Liverpool's attack.
Jens Lehmann was sent off for Arsenal in the 2006 UCL final for a foul on Samuel Eto'o.
Dele Alli's response, the little guys annoying the big boys and the Champions League pillars crumbling...
Manchester United legend Roy Keane thinks it is "hard to get excited" about Liverpool this season.
Liverpool's growing injury list could pave the way for summer signing Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.
Chelsea looked lost defensively against Roma, but it's little wonder considering the rotation...
Man United boss Jose Mourinho has reminded his critics of his record at Chelsea with youngsters.
Brendan Rodgers claimed Celtic "looked like a proper team" in their narrow 2-1 defeat by Bayern Munich.
Paul Scholes took a sly swipe at Romelu Lukaku following Man United's 1-0 victory over Benfica.
Tiemoue Bakayoko has "got to do more", according to former Chelsea midfielder Glenn Hoddle.
Edin Dzeko scored twice at Stamford Bridge as AS Roma earn a crucial point against Chelsea.
Young Benfica goalkeeper made a horrendous error as he walked Marcus Rashford's effort over the line.
"I need to keep developing and learning a new style of play here," says the £35m summer signing.
This is 'the Mauricio Pochettino team' and they are really very good indeed.
No sign of Brendan Rodgers' side inspired by Lazar Markovic. But Spurs can take some hope...
Jurgen Klopp has confirmed Loris Karius will start in Slovenia as Liverpool face Maribor.
Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis said they could rest players v Manchester City. Yeah right...
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