They must have played. They must have been much sh***er than we expected.
Christian Benteke admits it's been "frustrating" on the bench after scoring his third goal of the season.
I mean, we knew it before, but it's good to hear it from Christian Benteke himself. Boy's "clumsy".
"We're hoping he'll find the form he showed in the last period... he's left it late."
Is Christian Benteke just having a bad year, or adjusting to a new style? Pretty much all of his key stats are down.
Then Christian Benteke came off for Wilfried Zaha and it all changed. Draw your own conclusions...
Aside from missing last-minute penalties, of course. Benteke's "in good form" would boost Palace.
Two Man City players make the cut but none from Man United. Gylfi Sigurdsson did enough on Monday.
"I just took my responsibilities." No, Christian, you took someone else's responsibilities. That's the issue.
Roy Hodgson was delighted to Christian Benteke net for the first time this term, but he's expecting more...
His first goal and his first assist of the season... Christian Benteke badly needed that. Can he build upon it?
"I don't feel sorry for myself," says Christian Benteke. Lucky, because sympathy would be in short supply...
The Palace manager has warned the goalless Christian Benteke he is willing to use Bakary Sako as a striker.
"I shouldn't have done that because I'm breaking ranks," said Christian Benteke.
Sticking him back on the wing will help do that but Roy says RLC can catch up with his peers at Palace...
Son moved level with Park this weekend. 99 different nations have scored in the Premier League. Go...
Jose Mourinho said other managers "cry, cry, cry" over injuries. Here's an absent XI worth shedding tears over...
If the transfer window had closed before the start of the season, these would have never happened.
Given he cost £27m last year, how much would Everton have to pay this summer for Christian Benteke?
Ever wondered what England, France, Spain and Brazil's most expensive XIs are? No? Well this is awkward.
This season will end with at least four players scoring 20 Premier League goals. Time to arbitrarily rank them.
Of over 97,000 votes cast, Grosicki received 61,181. Firmino, Eriksen, Alli and the rest had no chance.
Benteke joined for £32.5m and scored just nine PL goals before leaving after a year. But he was no "failure".
Christian Benteke is trying to persuade Mamadou Sakho that quitting Liverpool for Palace is a good idea.
Benteke deserves an award for holding it all in at Anfield, but he'll have to settle for another gong. Messi and Donnarumma, though...
Liverpool boss says Palace have "one of the best offensive lines in the Premier League and we respect this"...
Benteke explains how Palace exploited Chelsea's defensive weakness to beat them on Saturday.
Christian Benteke "will not dictate" his own future at Crystal Palace, says Sam Allardyce. And that's that.
It is very much the gossip of tall strikers. We have news on Ibrahimovic, Benteke and Carroll. Oh joy.
A refreshed Liverpool, a Benteke in need of a big game, a Moyes coming home and some game at Wembley.
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