“If you said as much as ‘how are you’ to him, he would then be injured for two-and-a-half months."
Ash clouds, mud, cowboy boots and naughty boy infections. All reasons for a transfer being called off...
No, it wasn't running the full length of the pitch to celebrate scoring against his former side.
Emmanuel Adebayor has joined Turkish side Istanbul Basaksehir on an 18-month deal.
This doesn't reflect all too well on ex-Arsenal and Tottenham star Emmanuel Adebayor...
Emmanuel Adeabyor says he has "golden genes". The striker wants a Premier League move again.
Adebayor still keeps in touch with Poch, while he really should have won something at Arsenal.
Emmanuel Adebayor doesn't know why no-one likes him in England. Poor bloke.
Schweini managed to escape Jose Mourinho's freezer. Which other Prem stars came in from the cold?
Just over two weeks until the season starts. Need to fill a squad place? Then come on in
It appears as though the haters at Arsenal will be Adebayor's motivators at Palace. Delightful.
Pardew insisted he is "not scared" of "maverick" Adebayor, but Ben Arfa "became impossible" at Newcastle.
"I think our fans will give a good welcome to Ade because he played for Tottenham," says the Argentine.
"I did not have a good relationship with the chairman because he made everything complicated."
"At previous clubs he has proved he is a world-class striker," says Dann. We'd be inclined to disagree
Crystal Palace striker Emmanuel Adebayor admits that Emmanuel Adebayor has a "bad reputation".
Alan Pardew says he will consult with Tim Sherwood on how to get the best out of Emmanuel Adebayor.
"Let me laugh and enjoy myself" says Adebayor, who is confident of settling straight in at Palace.
Emmanuel Adebayor has found a home. Crystal Palace have taken the plunge.
Think he's lazy, greedy and incompetent? Then why is his record pretty much identical to Drogba's?
"You want to try and bring in a quality player and so therefore you can't dismiss anyone," says Chunky.
"We would welcome every good player and every good name," said Quique Sanchez Flores.
Watford's Troy Deeney says he would tell Emmanuel Adebayor to jog on. He was joking. Probably...
Emmanuel Adebayor was a notable absentee as the Premier League clubs submitted their squads for the new season, with Victor Valdes making Manchester United's.
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