Although not everyone's cup of tea, Jake Humphrey has a big fan in Johnny. He's Mr Reliable.
He keeps calm every week with someone shouting in one ear and Merse in the other. It's Jeff, Jeff.
Here's to Mike Ingham, BBC legend, and the oil poured on Alan Green's troubled waters.
He's grumpy and makes Dad jokes like no other, but Mark Lawrenson deserves all of our love.
Martin Tyler has been the voice of Sky Sports for many years, and hopefully many more to come. AND IT'S LIVE.
From his numerous kidnappings, to being shot and left in a coma, to scoring all the goals. It's Roy Race.
It was so far ahead of the curve that everyone else didn't even know there was a curve. Here's to WSC...
The voice of football radio commentary for three decades, and a poet in his own right: "...and the sun shines now"
An absolute game changer in the world of punditry, and we have Nev and Carra to thank for it.
A wonderful player, and a fine pundit who is pretty much wanted by all. Everyone loves Wrighty.
A wonderful player, an excellent manager, a delightful co-commentator, and a brilliant man.
It's the one you've all been waiting for. James Richardson, Gazza, gelatos, ice cream, pink newspapers...
It is the cradle-to-grave programme that has been with most of us for all our lives. Viva MOTD.
They made football fun and less serious, and that's important. All hail Saint and Greavsie.
It's time to say "hello to everyone at home" and enjoy the wonderful stylings of the legendary Pleaty.
The man who ruled football commentary for an era. Brian Moore that is, not Johnny Nic.
He has a voice synonymous with football and a coat synonymous with style. It can only be Motty.
"Shouldn’t you be at work?" Des Lynam gets some overdue love from Johnny. Was he definitely not James Bond?
He dominated the football media for two decades, but we haven't seen him for ages. Time to return, Al.
In his new series, Johnny Nic is celebrating the great people in football media. Barry Davies is first up...
Johnny rounds off his State of the Nation address by taking a look at podcasts far and wide.
There's a lot of shouting and probably too much Alan Brazil, but Johnny admits they have found a niche.
If radio is not a thing in your life, Johnny Nic suggests 5 Live as a place to start. Although Savage is there...
They are miles ahead of Sky and have the best pundits. Johnny loves BT, but the price is a shame.
They have their positives, but they do not outweigh the negatives. ITV could do so much more...
Absolutely, says Johnny. The BBC has its flaws, but we take it for granted. It's the best around for coverage.
This week Johnny looks at that scheckshee Ruud. We all wish we had a bit of Gullit in us, so to speak.
This week Johnny looks at Clive, Clive. No not that Clive, Clive, the other Clive, Clive. It's Allen, Clive.
Johnny looks at Dean Saunders and thinks of polka dot waistcoats. The Clough story is mentioned.
This week Johnny looks at the man from Middlesbrough who everyone calls Clem. He's that lower league bloke.
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