Arsenal, Liverpool, Man United, Man City, Norwich. Even the big clubs score ugly goals.
Which players have barely played - or haven't even played at all - who we are excited to see?
The 2016 summer transfer window will forever be remembered as the one where football was truly broken.
Winner of the Golden Boot or banger of those who chat sh*t? And where's Sergio Aguero?
The top four or five goalkeepers this season are pretty straightforward. After that, it gets a bit tricky
Never fear Villa, Newcastle, Norwich, Sunderland fans; some players do stay after relegation.
And then you went and spoilt it all by doing something stupid like managing below expect-aaaations
Because this is what happens when Winty lets Daniel choose his own top ten topic...
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