They must have played. They must have been much sh***er than we expected.
In goalkeeping terms, it's been a miserable decade and a half post-Spunky. Viva Scott Loach.
If Petr Cech needs advice on saving pens - and he does - then he need only consult an Arsenal old boy...
There are two players from a losing Southampton side, but none from Man City or Man United.
Southampton goalkeeper Fraser Forster has signed a new five-year contract with the club.
Ever wondered what England, France, Spain and Brazil's most expensive XIs are? No? Well this is awkward.
Mourinho moans but Spurs have more players with over 4,000 minutes this season. Poor Pogba, though.
On that man Zlatan, great Gabbiadini, poor Pogba, Redmond, Lingard, Forster, Shaw and plenty more.
Crystal Palace's best-paid player is on the same wage per week as Tottenham's. And Ozil > Sanchez.
We thought they'd be brilliant; now we feel short-changed. Alli, Martial, Mahrez and Xhaka feature...
Sam Allardyce has turned to Southampton's no.2 to replace Saints' no.1 in England's squad.
Southampton have tied Fraser Forster and James Ward-Prowse to new long-term deals. Well done, guys.
Saints keeper Fraser Forster says speculation linking him with a move to Chelsea is positive.
Without Wayne Rooney's injury, would Marcus Rashford be in our lives? Probably not...
The top four or five goalkeepers this season are pretty straightforward. After that, it gets a bit tricky
Southampton hope to secure the long-term future of Fraser Forster, who has attracted plenty of admirers.
Fraser Forster wants to focus his attention on Southampton despite constant contact with Roy Hodgson.
Fraser Forster is close to returning to the Southampton first-team after a successful kickabout.
Ronald Koeman believes Fraser Forster could return in "four or five weeks", some four months earlier than first anticipated.
Update your browser to view this website correctly.Update my browser now