Who are the most used substitutes at your favourite clubs. WARNING: Includes 'quail nonce'...
Sixteen teams in Carabao Cup fourth round action means one conclusion each. No-one misses out around here.
Man United's bang average players are squad players. Liverpool's are starters.
Olivier Giroud is the obvious place to start, but what of the other 19 Premier League clubs?
Anthony Martial has been backed to become a "force" to be reckoned with by Jesse Lingard.
What did Manchester United's forward players offer against Burton? "Happiness," says Jose Mourinho.
Lingard cites Rooney's "experience in games", especially when "it's only 1-0", as one of his strengths.
Harry Maguire, Jesse Lingard and Jermain Defoe are the three players axed from Gareth Southgate's squad.
Mourinho even chucks in a dig. "The crowd were very quiet so it would be easy to know that was a goal."
Jose Mourinho won't be getting carried away with the win, but he was delighted by his substitutes.
Man United's pursuit of Perisic seems dead in the water, but Lingards welcomes all comers.
"We've come off the back of three trophies, so the confidence is flowing," says winger.
Manchester United beat Real Madrid on penalties after a 1-1 draw in Santa Clara...
Jesse Lingard takes his fair share of criticism, and certainly from F365. He has a measured response.
Jesus. Probably. Plus, lots more on whether Wayne Rooney is a Manchester United legend.
Lingard is clearly besotted with best pal Paul Pogba. He expects him to start banging the goals in next season.
From the Academy. Very occasionally. Oh and Lingard is 24. Plus, why did nobody mention the unbeaten run?
We don't think it was bantz but Ashley Young was a bizarre name to include. No Anthony Martial...
Mourinho has made a decision over Januzaj's future, and he defends Jesse Lingard's £100k-a-week wage.
A useful squad player, but both now paid more than Christian Eriksen. The Mailbox has its say...
He's not a world beater, but Jesse Lingard has still contributed plenty to Manchester United...
It may seem like a lot of money for Lingard, but isn't that just what Man Utd first-teamers are paid these days?
Jose Mourinho has named the five Manchester United players he feels are letting the team down.
Rio Ferdinand is among the many to have criticised Lingard and Pogba for their antics. Jesse's had a chat with him.
Call your friends, notify your family - awards are handed out to Lingard, Wenger, Firmino and Dembele.
Oh and the celebration was something to do with Drake, for all you young folk.
Irregularly called upon but scores important goals and gives his all. I was wrong about Jesse Lingard...
Manchester United moved up to fifth in the Premier League after a 3-1 win at Middlesbrough
With another heavy turnover of players expected at Old Trafford this summer, which players are most under threat?
Chelsea and Arsenal want Lingard, Tottenham want Barkley, Liverpool to spend big (on Sessegnon)...
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