Terry wants to become Chelsea boss. And he feels his best bet is rising through the coaching ranks.
That's Phil Brown there, answering his own question with something utterly ludicrous.
"He’d go around and speak to everybody, and walk out of the room and leave me," says Chelsea legend.
There are many reasons to have a pop at Jose. Letting De Bruyne, Salah etc go is not one...
When you ask Mr Chelsea, what other answer could you possibly expect? He is a company man.
Obviously he was told he could not choose Chelsea players otherwise it would have been a Chelsea XI
Still Mr Chelsea, John Terry says VVD would not oust Gary Cahill. He would get in better defences though...
Chelsea will keep faith with manager Antonio Conte for the long term, according to John Terry.
Steve Bruce cannot pretend that his and John Terry's futures are not intertwined. This is his last chance...
Liverpool cannot afford a slip against Germany's set-piece experts. Plus Brendan, Boro, Wolves, El Clasico...
The FA has decided to take no further action against John Terry or Chelsea. Probably fair enough
In the most passive-aggressive claim of all time, Fabregas admits he "disliked" Terry "very much" once.
If Andy Murray has been knighted, why not Terry? Is this the worst ever take?
No Chelsea fan really cared if John Terry played against them. It's just a bit weird...
It's quite the claim. Especially as Chelsea's youngsters played almost no part in their title triumph.
John Terry does think he can manage Chelsea eventually though: "I don't think you can ever dream too big."
So that's definitely why he has joined Championship Aston Villa rather than stay in the top flight...
Are Villa signing John Terry the player or John Terry the name? Is this a move for him, not them?
'Welcome to Birmingham city,' posted the incredibly banterous Aston Villa owner on Monday.
John Terry "won't feel like he's going to a smaller club" by dropping from Chelsea to Villa. Sure.
Aston Villa are making a determined effort to bring John Terry to the club
Of bloody course Harry Rekdnapp has made John Terry "a good offer" to join Birmingham.
This XI of PL free agents features perhaps the slowest centre-half partnership of all time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Because winning things elsewhere will get more out of Gabriel Paulista. He doesn't actually have to play, silly...
And what noble reasons they are. "I've got too much to give and I've learned too much not to pass that on."
"All I care about is celebrating with my Chelsea fans." They aren't yours, John. Steady on, buddy.
We have strong Liverpool reaction to the morning misery. Plus, next year is Man United's year.
And making a massive banner of a 30-something man is odd. This is football as Britain's Got Talent.
One Chelsea fan has won £2500 from something pre-planned as a tribute by his club.
Garth Crooks nearly exploded with rage. Martin Keown and Alan Shearer weren't happy. It was weird.
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