Here begins the campaign to get Ally McCoist on our screens more often. Is he ever not smiling?
Why is football still all about being 'hard', and showing no weakness? It is emotional illiteracy
From his numerous kidnappings, to being shot and left in a coma, to scoring all the goals. It's Roy Race.
Newcastle United are less a sleeping giant, more a club placed in a coma by Mike Ashley. Salvation is close.
It was so far ahead of the curve that everyone else didn't even know there was a curve. Here's to WSC...
The voice of football radio commentary for three decades, and a poet in his own right: "...and the sun shines now"
A wonderful player, and a fine pundit who is pretty much wanted by all. Everyone loves Wrighty.
Critics of Rooney are often silly, but so too are his fans. This is the rich telling the poor how great the rich are.
Johnny puts on his pyjamas, returns to the '90s and says a big HELLO! again to Baddiel and Skinner's Fantasy Football League...
A wonderful player, an excellent manager, a delightful co-commentator, and a brilliant man.
It's the one you've all been waiting for. James Richardson, Gazza, gelatos, ice cream, pink newspapers...
The man who ruled football commentary for an era. Brian Moore that is, not Johnny Nic.
He has a voice synonymous with football and a coat synonymous with style. It can only be Motty.
Intelligence is dismissed as unimportant in British footballers. It might be time to smarten up.
"Shouldn’t you be at work?" Des Lynam gets some overdue love from Johnny. Was he definitely not James Bond?
He dominated the football media for two decades, but we haven't seen him for ages. Time to return, Al.
In his new series, Johnny Nic is celebrating the great people in football media. Barry Davies is first up...
Once a part of English football's finest ever club side, Ray Houghton is now a part of the punditry furniture.
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