And we do mean f*** all. No First Division titles, no Turkish Cups, no nothing.
"We have got him a win, which he deserved, at the least," said Everton left-back Leighton Baines after victory.
These players have plenty of caps between them, but are not even in contention for a call-up. Poor Ashley Young.
He likes good music, hangs out with bands, plays the guitar and is into photography. What a hero.
Well, Ross Barkley for a start. But also a West Ham pair and two more Evertonians...
Alfie Mawson and David Luiz's goals inspired the list, but they do not qualify. There are some thunderbolts here...
Gareth Barry, Leighton Baines and Mason Holgate have all signed contract extensions with Everton.
Four years after leaving, Pogba is linked with a £100m return to United. He wouldn't be the first...
It's a Big Weekend for Wenger, Sturridge, Benitez, Defoe, Tottenham, Baines and Sakho...
Leighton Baines has 'apologised' despite his accurate, honest quotes being taken out of context,
Picked in England squads during the last year, who has since been left by the wayside? Yeah, him
"Physically, from a medical point of view, Leighton is ready," says Roberto Martinez. But is he 'ready' ready?
Everton defender Leighton Baines is set to take another step towards a first-team recall behind closed doors.
Everton will be without Bryan Oviedo for two to three weeks but Leighton Baines is on the way back.
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