"Arjen Robben. He read the emails." Robert Lewandowski probably would too, given LVG wanted him at Utd.
Louis reckons Lewa is the 'best striker in the world' currently...
The former Man United manager admits that the German was not fit for the Premier League but...
Van Gaal wanted to bring Hummels and Muller to Man United from Bayern, but it was not to be.
Louis van Gaal wants to "get one over" on Man United. How about an interim chance at Chelsea?
"It was directed, organised," says Louis van Gaal of criticism aimed at him by Paul Scholes and Rio Ferdinand.
Mourinho is doing closer to a bad job than a good one. Plus all the Van Dijk reaction within.
Everyone's friend Louis Van Gaal wants "a big English club" to help him "get one over" on Man United.
"Jose Mourinho plays so defensive," says Dutchman sacked by Manchester United.
Louis van Gaal to Everton? They haven't contacted him yet, according to the man himself.
A host of names linked with West Brom, Van Gaal to Everton, Liverpool departures...
“In principle, he is not a bad guy," says Van Gaal, which is a wonderful back-handed compliment...
That is not a compliment, Ronald Koeman. Martin Keown lays into "slow, ponderous" Everton.
Adnan Januzaj has spoken of his regret at seeing his Manchester United career slip away.
"United put my head in a noose and I was placed on the gallows." We missed that bit.
"That was quite an empty period in the club with no evolution." Apart from that, though...
"I believe if he stayed it would have got better," Rooney said of Van Gaal. Ooof.
"I don't want to talk about him," says Adnan Januzaj of Louis van Gaal. Truly excellent stuff.
Only one non-retired manager has spent more than £1bn on transfers over their career. Guess who...
“I didn’t take any pleasure on the pitch," says Morgan Schneiderlin of his Manchester United career...
It is unfortunately Albert Stuivenberg, not Ryan Giggs, who claims he did most of the work at United.
Carrick and Rooney just wanted to help Van Gaal when they held a chat with him in September 2015.
Alongside Zlatan, Pogba and De Gea, Valencia is the other undroppable. It's testament to his consistency.
"I was standing on the gangplank for six months. My head was in the guillotine – put there by the media."
Back once again with the ill behaviour. Van Gaal says he hasn't retired after all...
It appears that Louis is on his way out. Time to relive the fat men, philosophies and sex masochism.
It looks like Manchester United will be Louis van Gaal's final club. He doesn't see a return.
A failed dream move doesn't have to spell disaster. Schneiderlin can thrive as the big fish...
Jose Mourinho insists "something is wrong" if your keeper wins the club's Player of the Year award.
Wesley Sneijder has taken a swipe at former Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal.
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