A much-loved and absolutely tremendous ranter. That’ll be Chris Waddle, then...
It is a shame that Clive Tyldesley is stowed away on ITV until England roll around. Here's hoping for a big money transfer.
Programmes have had a place in football from the very beginning. But how do you get the job of selling them?
Time to ask the all-important question. When will Jonathan Pearce get to commentate on robot football?
Here begins the campaign to get Ally McCoist on our screens more often. Is he ever not smiling?
When Saturday Comes, 90 Minutes, Shoot!, World Soccer... what makes football magazines so wonderful?
For there would not be a Football365 at all without him. Be it radio, TV or print, Danny Kelly is a unique talent.
Although not everyone's cup of tea, Jake Humphrey has a big fan in Johnny. He's Mr Reliable.
He keeps calm every week with someone shouting in one ear and Merse in the other. It's Jeff, Jeff.
Football365 is 20 years old, so you'll forgive Johnny for going all meta and writing a love letter to... us.
The people who are an indelible part of our football heritage. Ross County nil, Forfar three...
Martin Tyler has been the voice of Sky Sports for many years, and hopefully many more to come. AND IT'S LIVE.
A wonderful commentator who sadly passed away far too soon. Tony Gubba, we salute you...
Forget the gaffes, for they obfuscate the real Kammy: likeable, respected and versatile...
From his numerous kidnappings, to being shot and left in a coma, to scoring all the goals. It's Roy Race.
Most of us have done it, and plenty of us still to in adulthood. Collecting stickers is a joy...
It was so far ahead of the curve that everyone else didn't even know there was a curve. Here's to WSC...
An absolute game changer in the world of punditry, and we have Nev and Carra to thank for it.
A wonderful player, and a fine pundit who is pretty much wanted by all. Everyone loves Wrighty.
A show whose presenter was sacked after joking that he would "give Michael Owen one up the ar*e"? Well alright.
He has a tendency to court controversy, but Johnny Nic has a soft spot for the wonderful Colin Murray.
Johnny puts on his pyjamas, returns to the '90s and says a big HELLO! again to Baddiel and Skinner's Fantasy Football League...
A national treasure, not because the toed the line but because he deliberately chose not to. Danny Baker is an institution...
A wonderful player, an excellent manager, a delightful co-commentator, and a brilliant man.
The first football magazine show aimed initially at younger people, Standing Room Only has been too easily forgotten...
It is the cradle-to-grave programme that has been with most of us for all our lives. Viva MOTD.
They made football fun and less serious, and that's important. All hail Saint and Greavsie.
The man who ruled football commentary for an era. Brian Moore that is, not Johnny Nic.
He has a voice synonymous with football and a coat synonymous with style. It can only be Motty.
"Shouldn’t you be at work?" Des Lynam gets some overdue love from Johnny. Was he definitely not James Bond?
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