Mesut Ozil was brilliant for Arsenal against Everton. It must have confused Martin Keown.
"He sees what mere mortals can only dream of," says Keown of Wilshere. He must have crap dreams...
"We are not going to conjure up a world-class central midfielder in the next eight months," says Keown.
Fabregas accused Keown of "just, like, punching people" during Pizzagate. He'd already left.
Ozil has "already left" Arsenal "mentally," according to Keown. "It's going to get messy."
Arsenal legend Martin Keown has compared Reiss Nelson to PSG superstar Neymar after latest win.
That is not a compliment, Ronald Koeman. Martin Keown lays into "slow, ponderous" Everton.
Mesut Ozil v Arsenal legends Wright, Keown and Petit. Arsene Wenger offers his thoughts on the matter.
"Stop talking and start supporting!" says Mesut Ozil. Take than, Ian Wright...
"Arsenal can't afford to carry someone like Ozil." The World Cup-winner receives both barrels.
Looking at that picture, it's an absolute wonder that Van Nistelrooy didn't smack Keown.
Alexis Sanchez should see out his Arsenal contract with "dignity and respect," according to Martin Keown.
One would be hard pushed to find someone to disagree with that. Keown reckons Sanchez will stay.
“Understated, very good in possession. Calm, never panics and never see him beaten for pace." Fair.
Wenger's biggest gift to Arsenal? Helping find his successor, according to Martin Keown...
Garth Crooks nearly exploded with rage. Martin Keown and Alan Shearer weren't happy. It was weird.
Martin Keown is concerned that Michael Keane would face too much competition at Man United.
Former Arsenal defender Martin Keown says that Antonio Conte has revolutionised English football. So there.
Mesut Ozil wants £300,000 a week. Martin Keown reckons he has "given up" and is being "carried".
Romelu Lukaku committed a cardinal sin on Tuesday: He shushed his own bloody teammate. Silly sod.
How did Glen Johnson amass the same number of caps as Sir Stanley Matthews? And that forward line, with 109 between them...
Tottenham fans shouldn't "get too far ahead of themselves," according to Martin Keown.
No-one knows for sure what Wrighty asterisked out. It could well have been 'beanbag'. "Beanbag shambles". Yep.
Martin Keown thinks Mesut Ozil needs to copy Alexis Sanchez's pressing against Bayern Munich.
Martin Keown suggests Alexis Sanchez can fire Arsenal to the Premier League title this season.
Martin Keown believes Arsene Wenger will sign a striker before the end of the transfer window.
Is it a Premier League winner's medal? A stalker lookalike? Another unmentionable thing?
Martin Keown has issued a touching tribute to John Terry, simply saying that Tony Adams was better
John Nicholson watches Martin Keown on the TV and wonders if he’s ever mistaken for a 1948 pig farmer.
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