Mediawatch on Man Utd’s eight forwards, Liverpool and more…
Don’t go thinking that Alexis Sanchez’s exit will leave Manchester United short of forwards…
Don’t go thinking that Alexis Sanchez’s exit will leave Manchester United short of forwards…
Jurgen Klopp is pretty much gone from Liverpool. And David Luiz is a “lightweight show pony”.
Charlie Nicholas is an adequate Paul Merson replacement, a ‘worrying’ Philippe Coutinho development and…
Man United are ‘sweating’ over a situation that has not changed. Their players are ‘fearing’ some Pogba stuff.
When that discussion is between two grown men you want to portray as children, that’s when…
Imagine watching that Manchester United performance and thinking Paul Pogba was the worst…
And Manchester United have played one game. And Chelsea do not have a ravaged squad…
We live in a world where Man Utd opening a food kiosk is news. Plus, give Frank Lampard a job for life.
Did Liverpool win a ‘major trophy’? It depends whether you’re trying to get some Man Utd clicks…
Come for Neil Custis being Neil Custis, and stay for a bizarre character assassination of Daniel Sturridge.
David Moyes reckons it “would be very tough” to build a team to beat Man City to the league. Erm…
It’s amazing what 90 minutes of football can do. Basically, Man Utd are now brilliant again…
Did everyone miss the ‘decent bit of business’ Ed Woodward pulled off at Man United this summer?
Liverpool’s live transfer blog, sponsored by Philippe Coutinho, is genuinely upsetting. Plus…
Mediawatch notes Sam Allardyce’s hurt feelings. Also: missed penalties > scored penalties…
Man United have paid twice what Harry Maguire is ‘worth’. He’s not even as good as Virgil van Dijk…
Seriously, can this Champions League final goalscorer with two Premier League Golden Boots hack it?
It’s basically the only way to get clicks this summer. Plus, Mauricio Pochettino and a train…
Will anybody still want Harry Maguire at 27? And Paulo Dybala is ‘greedy’ for not taking a pay cut for Man Utd’s failings…
Come for Mauricio Pochettino’s meltdown, stay for the reason why Arsenal need to sign Lewis Dunk.
Quite why Arsenal, Liverpool and Man United are even trying this summer is a mystery.
This really is shameless from the ‘pesky’ Liverpool media, who of course blame the French…
What to do when there’s no update on Harry Maguire to Man United? You pretend there is one…
Pochettino is (not) dropping hints about Spurs signing a striker. Dybala is (not) committing his future to Juve.
More on this as The Sun gets it. Also in Mediawatch: Gareth Bale should return his Champions League medals…
So that’s why they’ve lost back-to-back games. What can they do? Plus, some Luke Shaw and Harry Maguire…
Manchester United are running 50% more. Wow. And no, that doesn’t mean their work rate has ‘DOUBLED’…
Talking of ‘laughing stocks’…somebody took all that shirt sponsor stuff too seriously…
What kind of world do we live in where Mediawatch is left feeling sorry for El-Hadji Diouf? Plus, a ‘tremendous’ bomb is ticking…
‘He is as sunny as the blue sky weather.’ Oh wow. Somebody really, really loves Ole Gunnar Solskjaer…