Turns out that Paul Pogba at 23 is not as good as Steven Gerrard was at his peak. Who knew?
"We didn't start well but I don't blame my players. I blame - in the positive sense - Benitez," says Mourinho.
David Luiz has seen his arse and Jose has spotted an opportunity, apparently. And Rafa's wait could be worthwhile...
"It's a tough game, it's a brilliant game, but we have to make sure it's not a killer game," says Shearer.
Storey's mate Rafa has ruled out the prospect of Jack Colback returning to the Newcastle fold...
With Sean Dyche potentially set to join Everton, we look at a rare phenomenon.
"Foreign owners spend a lot of money, and what they want is the best," Exactly.
Newcastle can win the title under Benitez if he is backed in the transfer market. Says Garth Crooks.
Mikel Merino snatched an 86th-minute winner to move Newcastle above Liverpool and Arsenal.
Shay Given explains how Craig Bellamy and John Carver once engaged in 'Wrestlemania Toon'.
Ashley will only sell Newcastle to a buyer who has the financial muscle to invest heavily in the squad. Haha.
Manolo Gabbiadini found the golden touch as Southampton twice came from behind to draw with Newcastle
Newcatle have turned Mikel Merino's loan move from Borussia Dortmund into a permanent deal...
The first neutrals' favourites of the Premier League era. Keggy made us fall in love, and made us cry...
Would Shearer have knocked Keane out had they fought in 2001? "Of course I would have."
Football on Christmas Eve would be another kick in the teeth for match-going fans. Blame the clubs...
In light of Joselu's, er, strike, against Liverpool, this needed an update. It features the worst ever solo goal...
These 40 players probably saw Harry Winks get a call-up and thought: "That could be me." Some would be right.
Newcastle United are less a sleeping giant, more a club placed in a coma by Mike Ashley. Salvation is close.
“It has to be the right time. When you have problems and are available, they might be doing well."
Jonjo Shelvey remains 'an important player' to Newcastle despite not being trusted to start since his ban.
"I met him once when he was manager of Liverpool, we beat him 5-0 with Mainz."
Alan Shearer was among the first to pay tribute to Freddy Shepherd, who has died aged 77.
Remember that time we said Rafael Benitez was creating a masterpiece at Newcastle? Of course you do.
Brighton 'deserved' the victory against Newcastle, says Hughton. And there was no Hemed stamp.
Brighton boss Chris Hughton feels Sunday's showdown with former club Newcastle could well be settled by small margins.
Of course he did, it's a ridiculous suggestion. That said, Rafa is not surprised by their impressive form...
Benitez cannot have been pleased with Newcastle's summer, but he has made the best of a bad situation.
Matt Ritchie has urged Newcastle to "make new memories" by continuing their Premier League start.
Rafael Benitez found himself caught in a storm as he tried to watch Newcastle's Premier League victory over Swansea from his armchair.
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