We're excited about the return of the Premier League. Will this little lot get even better?
Peter Crouch has 22 goals in 42 England games, scored on his last appearance, and is still bagging.
These players have plenty of caps between them, but are not even in contention for a call-up. Poor Ashley Young.
Liverpool signed four of the players on this list. So did West Ham. Stop giving them money.
Not even The Notebook can rival Warnock and Kenny's love story. But there's not always a happy ending.
You know who tops this list of veteran footballers but there's a place for the big man...
Arsene Wenger, Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola. The big three all had significant midweeks...
Arsenal, Liverpool, Man United, Man City, Norwich. Even the big clubs score ugly goals.
Peter Crouch is in, and so too is Wayne Rooney and Zlatan Ibrahimovic. But this is Trevor's time
Hughes admits Crouch's hat-trick in the victory over Stevenage has given him a selection headache.
Cumulative transfer fees, but with a difference. Only players who have never played outside the UK are allowed.
Four years after leaving, Pogba is linked with a £100m return to United. He wouldn't be the first...
Peter Crouch gets in on the act too. There's a lot of "abject" flying around, but praise for "lovely guy" Hodgson
Some players are simply better on the international stage than for their club. Like Miroslav.
Well, six if you insist on separating the Toon pair. Poor Saido, the 'silly little spoilt boy'.
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