This is how Chris Sutton celebrated a goal in a 6-1 win over Hull City. And he has the nerve to criticise 21-goal Romelu Lukaku.
Lucas Moura was the obvious and perhaps only plus for Spurs. A couple of other PL new boys enhanced their prospects too...
Lukaku scored twice against Huddersfield, and has six in eight. So he's a "flat-track bully" again.
Romelu Lukaku did plenty of goals at Anderlecht, and wishes to do so again. But after Man United.
A north London derby with plenty of meaning, a return for Virgil van Dijk and Allardyce must do better...
Romelu Lukaku was clearly a fan of Pro Evolution Soccer 6, because he idolised yer boy Adriano.
Rio Ferdinand watched Romelu Lukaku struggle against Manchester United and pulled no punches.
The Belgian is Catholic so claims from Everton's major shareholder have not gone down well.
Everton shareholder Farhad Moshiri says Romelu Lukaku turned Everton down because of "voodoo".
It doesn't matter how big their Coutinho windfall is if Liverpool waste it like some of these clubs...
Rotation makes Liverpool v Everton an intriguing clash. Keep your eyes on Lukaku, Welbeck, Silva and Luton, too.
Would Pochettino leave Spurs? If not, who else is there? Also in the Mailbox: Morota v Lukaku; and refs...
"He wanted to play against Everton, but this time he is back." Romelu Lukaku is fit to face Derby on Friday.
It has taken injuries to force the inflexible Jose Mourinho into change. And it worked.
Man Utd are down to only two fit centre-forwards: Marcus Rashford and Anthony Martial. Poor Jose.
20 players have not missed a minute in the Premier League. 10 are outfielders. One is a striker. Poor Rom.
Why is Romelu Lukaku struggling? Is it because he's been pumping too much goddamn iron? Probably not.
It's a bumper Gossip, unsurprisingly with Man Utd prominent. Sessegnon, Bale, Griezmann, Lukaku, Lemar...
That will be minutes in all competitions, which puts Lukaku up front with a Liverpool forward.
Was Alan Shearer a flat-track bully? And is Marcus Rashford good enough for a top-four side?
There are many reasons to have a pop at Jose. Letting De Bruyne, Salah etc go is not one...
Romelu Lukaku's behaviour is "reflecting" that of Jose Mourinho, says a UK sport psychologist.
Was Lukaku's non-celebration 'infuriating' or 'very strange'? How about 'grumpy, misery guts' Jose?
There are two reasons, apparently, with neither being that he's being that he's sulking...
Jose didn't celebrate Lukaku's goal, but nobody was happier than him. Honest.
Liverpool 'can f**k right off', but Degsy is still backing goals against Bournemouth. Lukaku will also bag.
Nobody is happy after Wednesday night. Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal and Spurs fans all have gripes...
Insert something funny about Romelu Lukaku hitting the target or missing another big chance here.
We have a post-derby Mailbox and it is a cracker. All your United thoughts here, plus Liverpool and Arsenal.
Man United have used Romelu Lukaku and his family to steal a transfer march on Man City. Cheeky.
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