Manchester United v Tottenham will be on BBC One. What a bloody terrestrial delight.
Poor Arsenal and Tottenham. They couldn't get Malcom in January, and he's talking up moves elsewhere.
Christian Eriksen does have "dreams". But "dreams" are not "realistic" until an offer "is on the table".
"Luka Modric came from Tottenham to Real Madrid, and he was not as good as Christian."
Do Tottenham have an FA Cup advantage at Wembley? Eric Dier raises a fair point on the matter.
Mauricio Pochettino is unique in that he has "the balls" to "develop" potential, says Ryan Mason.
If Liverpool and Spurs really do want Pavard, they need to bid more than £26m just to "open the door".
Tottenham "sincerely apologise" for asking whether "a women's place is in the home". Oh Tottenham.
Harry Kane really wants to score goals for Spurs in their new stadium. Looks like he's sticking around.
Van der Vaart scored four goals in four Premier League games against Arsenal. He might have been on the other side.
Man United, Tottenham, West Ham and Liverpool have all been linked with Andre Gomes before. Now then.
He does say Tottenham can "learn" from Juventus, whose owner "stayed in the corridor". Hmm.
Steven Gerrard duly explains why thing are not "going to go wrong" at Tottenham. They're alright.
Giorgio Chiellini spent the second half repelling every Tottenham attack, then dug them out post-match.
Jan Vertonghen says Spurs have been "working on" defending against counter-attacks. Good job.
Mourinho says Arsenal have to beat City to have a top-four chance. Poch says they're "involved" either way.
Serge Aurier completed a hat-trick of foul throws against Palace. Pochettino has had a word.
Pochettino extols the virtues of having an actual squad at Tottenham. He does like Sanchez, though.
Villas-Boas says Hernandez kept on turning him down to "fight" for his place at Man United.
We weren't aware Eriksen to Man United was even a thing, but his agent calls those links "a compliment".
Alli is just "an easy target for everyone," according to Pochettino. "We need to stop saying too much ."
Are Tottenham considering selling Toby Alderweireld? "I never talk about rumours," says Poch.
Clearly not. Do we have an inferiority complex when it comes to Premier League sides in Europe?
Abdoulaye Doucoure even goes as far as to say he would rather join Arsenal over Tottenham.
Some leading clubs have questioned how Spurs can play an FA Cup semi-final and final at Wembley.
Mauricio Pochettino hasn't said that the FA Cup would mean nothing to him this time, at least.
Roy Keane thinks Spurs have a rather "embarrassing" trophy haul of late. Pochettino has his say.
That is the question Paul Merson is posing. Are Arsenal full of players no-one else would have?
MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE OF A TRANSFER BATTLE HAHAHAHA. Four Prem clubs might be listening.
No, not Harry Kane. No, not Michel Vorm. Steven Gerrard would like Victor Wanyama at Liverpool.
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