Unai Emery gets to choose a midfielder and he chooses Jean-Michael Seri. Plus, Martial is stymied.
Okay so swap deals never really happen, but we all love talk of such a thing. Utd are ready to break records.
Man United 'will not tolerate another season without silverware'. So Mourinho will spend, spend, spend.
It looks very much like Nabil Fekir is on his way to Liverpool, but what about Wilfried Zaha?
A £52.52m bid has been lodged for one of three Liverpool targets. And a world-record offer is needed.
Chelsea want Martial, while Man United want two full-backs for £100m. And Buffon is headed to Liverpool.
Remember when Jose Mourinho complained about Man City spending £50m on full-backs? Well...
Neymar to Manchester United, Emery to Arsenal, Zaha to Manchester City. All guff?
Jorginho is the girl all the bad guys want. Especially Liverpool, who have a shortlist of three forwards.
Roma goalkeeper Alisson is being linked with Man United. but actually he will probably just join Real...
Khedira pin drop at Anfield, Allegri to Arsenal, ins and outs at Chelsea this summer...
We missed Christian Pulisic being in every gossip column. Plus Tottenham are spending £65m. Or £80m.
We know which dead we would rather do. PSG want Christian Eriksen and everybody wants Marcus Rashford.
Jack, Jack and Max, like a dog training class. Butland to Wolves, Wilshere staying, Meyer in trouble...
Victor Lindelof is the man who might be sent out on loan, while Man United have competition for a left-back.
Tottenham have absolutely no respect for Man United's long-term plans. And is Rooney off?
Tottenham are selling four players to generate £170m. Obviously. And is Bale coming back to the Prem?
Real Madrid want all the best players in England, basically. And Man United are desperate for a left-back.
And if they do, it will take up Arsenal's entire transfer budget. Plus Arteta in...
Jose Mourinho is talking about minimal spends but that's nonsense, say reports.
Man United are going to replace Martial with a forward with no goals in 24 games. And Spurs are spending.
Oh and everybody wants Layvin Kurzawa and Lyon would offer Anthony Martial an exit route...
Mbappe and Thiago to Manchester City, Martial to Barcelona for £60m...
Jose Mourinho to move four first-team players out, Liverpool want Lenglet (?), Paulinho to Man City...
Piotr Zielinski to Liverpool for £57.6m? Harry Maguire to Man United for £35m?
The Premier League title isn't enough for Man City. They want more, so they will sign more.
Aren't Monaco lovely, trying to take Chelsea and Liverpool's outcasts? Everyone wants that Brazilian bloke.
Don't get too excited, Man United or Spurs fans. Both are English, and one is still uncapped.
Dybala to Liverpool, Rashford unhappy at Man United, Kenedy has big admirers...
You know how they say Fellaini is the Belgian Phil Chisnall? When they will now. He's off to Liverpool.
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