What Wenger Actually Said...
Was Arsene Wenger misquoted/misrespresented by the media following the games with Villa and Chelsea. Judge for yourselves using the press conference summary provided by Arsenal....Would You Sing Songs To Bridge?
This weekend Wayne Bridge might be back in on-field action and he would be right to feel some degree of trepidation as 'witty' songs and banter will be the order of the day. Would you join in?
Poor Keano Just Needs A Cuddle...
...and something battered - both of which he will get in Glasgow. Vincent Forrester referred to Robbie as 'a c**k-flavoured lollipop' six weeks ago but now has wowzers in his trousers...
Beautiful Game 1 Winning Game 3
On paper that Manchester United team did not look stronger than the Arsenal XI. But United had a manager who puts winning football above beautiful football, leaving the Gunners trailing...
There's Nothing Small About Smalling...
Chris Smalling could have made Manchester United look pretty stupid when facing Jermain Defoe, but instead he made them look pretty clever. The kid looks very much alright, you know...
Liverpool Already Have Perfect Manager
Patience may not make the kind of headlines a voracious media devours, but it has been the foundation of countless great clubs and the making of many great managers. And Rafa deserves it...
Giving Milner A Gong He Won't Want...
Anyone who has ever played competitive football will know that the Most Improved Player award is one very grudgingly received. But we would risk a James Milner sulk to reward his form...
A Whole Season In Just One Night...
It's been an entertaining season full of mistakes and inconsistency, as were both games on Wednesday night. Nick Miller reflects on how Liverpool and Arsenal both found different ways to win...
Better The Devil You Know, Hammers...
You may not like the pornographer or his cronies, but at least West Ham fans know exactly what they will get from Sullivan and co. Those who are moaning have clearly not been paying attention...
Should We Applaud Putting Style Over Survival?
Some may deride the decision to appoint Brian Laws as showing a lack of ambition, but Burnley have willingly sacrificed short-term ambition on the altar of long-term stability and style...
Haunted By Ghosts Of The Future
You'd think that Forest fan Nick Miller would be happy about their season so far, but instead he's stuck between preaching caution and enjoying success. Maybe he's just a miserable b**tard...
Eck Shows The Game's Illogical Charm
In theory, Birmingham should have been competing with Portsmouth for the Premier League wooden spoon, but their success shows what an utterly wonderful, unpredictable sport this is...
Why We Should Mourn A United Decline
Should Manchester United's debts trigger their decline, many will celebrate, but Paul Little argues we shouldn't, with the alternative being another group of oligarchs, emirs and opportunists...
If The Neviller Was Your Prat...
...you'd love him. How could you not love a man who loves your club as much as you do? In an age when we beef about players only caring about money, The Neviller makes a refreshing change...
The King Is Dead: Let Spurs Live...
All Spurs fans know what a brilliant player Ledley King was and can still be, but Stephen Brewer argues it's time to ask him to hang up his dodgy knees, and let the next generation through...
Newcastle Are Giants In Midgetland...
We're not simply talking about the height of Shola Ameobi and Andy Carroll, but the fact that Championship side Newcastle are an average Premier League side in the wrong division...
F365 Memories: Fabio The Living God
Tim Stannard has spent much of the last ten years on foreign soil, and his moment of the decade came courtesy of a man that is close to all of our hearts these days. Gawd bless Fabio...
F365 Memories: The Day Keegan Froze
The decade is coming to a close, so to celebrate F365's finest are recalling their most memorable moments of the decade. Philip Cornwall gets things started with the old Wembley's last hurrah...
F365 Memories: It Will All Be OK Henke
When Vincent Forrester says Celtic's failure to win the 2003 UEFA Cup final was wonderful and glorious, he isn't joking. If only he'd been there to give Henrik Larsson and big hug...
F365 Memories: Tears, Shades & Rangers
It was the most glorious day of Rob McNichol's footballing life. He shook the hands of strangers. He cried like a baby. He lost his sunglasses. And he still manages to get a mention of the referee in...
F365 Memories: The Pendulum & Bramall Lane
The playoffs are torture of the worst kind, especially when you think you've won, then have it all taken away by a midget Canadian. Nick Miller was crying like a little girl when he wrote this...
F365 Memories: Orient, Knackers, Sweet Trolley
Some people remember great goals, some remember tragic defeats, some remember improbable victories. Alan Tyers recalls the time a Leyton Orient defender got hit in the balls...
F365 Memories: We've Taken The Same Drug
Success isn't for the likes of Middlesbrough. So when Boro reached the semis of the UEFA Cup, John Nicholson got the old band back together, expecting an epic night. He wasn't disappointed...
F365 Memories: 'Roman, You B***ard...'
It's no fun following Huddersfield Town from afar, but when the Terriers won promotion in 2004, Sarah Winterburn thought her boys were going to get some coverage. Until Abramovich stepped in, that is...
Hughes Is Tottenham's Father Christmas...
It's not difficult for Aaron Lennon to look like a small child, but a festively generous Mark Hughes made it that much easier for him to adopt the 'kid in a sweet shop' look on Wednesday night...
