Don't look at the totals, look at a goal every 88.7 minutes and hard work off the ball too...
Their previous transfer record was £1.8m but the £8m (rising to £10m) for Aaron Mooy will smash it...
Plus, Gary Cahill, Claude Puel, the decline of newspapers and being nicer to each other,...
We had no idea Rafa Soares had been linked with Liverpool, but he "shivers" when he hears YNWA.
Lucas Perez wishes to leave Arsenal after receiving "no opportunities". Go bloody figure.
Nicolas Otamendi gave Gabriel Jesus a fractured eye socket, but the forward should be back soon.
The only surprise is that it is not Gerard Pique busy tapping-up Hector Bellerin. Will he stay at Arsenal?
Did you start to panic because you didn't think we'd have any Kylian Mbappe news today? Don't be silly.
Fulham have rejected a club-record bid for midfielder Tom Cairney from Newcastle, according…
Hugo Lloris plays a straight bat to reports that Tottenham want to sign Monaco winger Thomas Lemar.
It turns out that perhaps Paul Pogba is actually pretty good. France teammate Lloris speaks highly of him.
'Competition' of course implies that Phil Jones and Victor Lindelof will fight for a place. Let's see.
Of bloody course Harry Rekdnapp has made John Terry "a good offer" to join Birmingham.
Those slaaaaags at Swindon have let Tim Sherwood go. Come home to the Premier League, big man.
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