Also, Johnny Evans to Liverpool, more irrational hates and the ten best goals scored by your club.
Dream on, all Premier League clubs. Sessegnon is "excited to see what's in front of me" at Fulham.
Who was Man United's record sale before Ronaldo? And Arsenal's before Fabregas?
That means Virgil van Dijk, Liverpool. It also means apparent Tottenham target Cedric Soares.
Premier League clubs have spent £250million already this summer. It's still June.
There have been 91 signings made by Premier League clubs for at least £20m. Who has made the most?
We did this a year ago, and figures have got more silly again. Will we ever stop being surprised?
It has been a brilliant summer for England's young teams. Rather than distrust hope, we must embrace it...
Man United will not get Harry Kane for less than £200m, while Liverpool's midfield target is an exorbitant price.
Because we bloody love researching stats for nerdy features. Andy is there twice.
John Aldridge suggested Virgil van Dijk go on strike to force Saints to sell him to Liverpool. So...
Ross Barkley could reportedly leave Goodison Park for the good of his England career.
Jose Mourinho has told Manchester United to sign Tottenham striker Harry Kane, not Cristiano Ronaldo.
Plus Rafael Benitez getting frustrated, Chelsea's double swoop and Mourinho eyeing Kane