Gareth Bale has won all the trophies, you see. Harry Kane? He's won bugger all.
"If you're Arsenal in a few years...I'm sure he'll be on their radar," says Redknapp of Rodgers.
Not content with insulting Spurs, Marca have now dragged Chelsea and West Ham into it. Effort.
To the uninitiated, that would indeed make Kane the most expensive player in the world. Poor Neymar.
Pochettino wants to stay at Tottenham for "10 or 15 years". They are "a sleeping giant", he says.
Will Mourinho remember how to attack again? Can Liverpool score? Winks v Modric. City v Napoli. Yum.
You're not the only one, Zizou. Nobody saw this coming when Harry Kane was on loan at Norwich.
Marca claim that Tottenham are 'disliked by rival fans' because of their Jewish origins; Spurs are not happy.
Much has been said about Romelu Lukaku, but how do the other leading strikers fare against the big six?
Luke Shaw and Mauricio Pochettino were just like Yusuf and Ronan Keating at Southampton.
Van der Vaart adds that Harry Redknapp "just made us enjoy our games" at Tottenham. Cute.
Armand Traore had a forgettable six years with Arsenal. How different might things have been.
Jose Fonte should probably tell the police about Mauricio Pochettino. That is a huge accusation.
Rafael van der Vaart had to play as a striker the last time Spurs travelled to Real Madrid. What's changed?
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