Do they both make the top ten? Does only one of them? Plot twist: Maybe neither do. Oh, the drama and intrigue.
History repeating itself at Liverpool? The ultimate pragmatist returns? Pressure on Bilic?
No Man United players either, but Philippe Coutinho and Christian Eriksen make it.
Pochettino is keen to guard against complacency when Spurs face Apoel Nicosia...
Jamie Redknapp ranks strikers and predictably lauds Kane's finishing (10% conversion) and creativity above Lukaku.
Jan Vertonghen believes team-mate Christian Eriksen is now among the best playmakers in the world.
Eriksen joined this list at the weekend. 99 different nations have scored in the Premier League. Here we go...
These are desperate times for gossip so we make no apology for saying 'here is some real transfer bullsh*t'...
Vincent Janssen has described his move from Tottenham to Fenerbahce as a "kind of salvation".
'Kane spends the game shooting from anywhere. Literally.' And Liverpool need to stop playing like children.
...but there's no sign of Luis Suarez or Neymar. Real need to take a look at this list and pick a new striker...
It is turning into an excellent start for Tottenham even with THAT midfield. It bodes well.
In May, Eartha Pond was celebrating promotion. Two weeks later her 'other' job took priority.
"I find it hard to find the words to describe him." Try the medium of dance, Mauricio...
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