Paul Pogba isn't staying if Jose Mourinho is, while David de Gea has a completely fair 'demand'.
On this day 16 years ago, Blackburn Rovers won the League Cup - but can you remember their XI?
With five clubs competing it out for three spots, whose run-in gives them the best chance of making the top 4?
Mousa Dembele "is one of the unbelievable talents in the history of football", apparently.
Are Tottenham considering selling Toby Alderweireld? "I never talk about rumours," says Poch.
Which pundit has Arsene Wenger third and Antonio Conte sixth? Which pundit has Jurgen Klopp second?
How long would it take Jose Mourinho to make Raheem Sterling play as a right-back before dropping him.
Vardy to score a hat-trick, but it's Chelsea and Man City who will take the Sunday spoils...
Contract talks have broken down so, according to The Times, Spurs are ready to sell the centre-half...
It's a sodding massive weekend, the type that brings 32 Conclusions to you lovely folk...
Jose Mourinho is hardly the first manager to keep it tight in a CL first-leg away from home...
We've come up with a very scientific formula, then realised it's entirely subjective anyway.
Clearly not. Do we have an inferiority complex when it comes to Premier League sides in Europe?
The BRITs got us thinking, and we delved into the memory bank to pick who would win in a football version.
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