It might be the strangest gossip in recent times. Rooney to Stoke, Barkley to West Ham and Mendy to Liverpool?
Yes, we know it's only May, but Premier League clubs have already been involved in £74.2m worth of transfers. Plus, retained lists.
We banned 'who had the better season' questions. Thoughts on Wenger, Conte and Terry's perfect send-off are here.
We must have gone through every potential manager swap by now. Also, Rooney, U21, Reading and Sprigings.
And Everton to sell Ross Barkley but demand £50m. It's all in the Thursday gossip.
Peter G crunches the numbers to shatter a few myths and ask a few questions...
Could Jose Mourinho get through a successful night without some form of dig? No. No he could not.
We need to see a lot more of Harry Kane before he is more than Robbie Fowler. Plus, racism and Palace.
Henry Onyekuru, Timo Werner, Kasper Dolberg, Andrea Belotti and two excellent Englishmen...
It's that time of year again. Kante, Kane and Can feature highly, but so do some who might feel a little more sheepish...
Theo Walcott is no longer the most expensive 16-year-old ever. Who hold the records for ages 13 to 37?
Harry Kane is now in the class of Luis Suarez, Robert Lewandowski and Sergio Aguero.
Costa not off to China, Walker and Sanchez to City, stars say, Azpilicueta staying put
Tottenham are thought to be leading the Ross Barkley race, but how about Manchester United?