Liverpool win end Manchester City's reign of terror. And Arsenal and Tottenham will also win.
Who hold the records for ages 13 to 38? Two of them have been smashed this January already...
And there's no Coutinho or Salah either. Only two Premier League players make the XI.
Plus, Arsenal are linked with Rafinha but are falling behind Manchester City in Jonny Evans race.
It's not Ade Akinbiyi. Harry Kane was not stupid enough to 'drop a transfer hint' by naming a current player.
Arsenal's headed goals, Chelsea's wastefulness, Liverpool not being fouled, Man Utd's blocked shots and...
Coutinho's arrival means Barca now need to offload a few players. And some Prem clubs are sniffing around.
Manchester United agree Moura terms, some guff about Kane and Real Madrid, Pavon to Arsenal...
Georges-Kevin Nkoudou says Kieran Trippier sold him on the idea of joining Burnley on loan.
It doesn't matter how big their Coutinho windfall is if Liverpool waste it like some of these clubs...
"It is not a Big Six - it is a three and a three," says Christian Purslow. And it is all about the money.
That feels like a pretty big 'if' to us, but Tottenham are at least still in the FA Cup after Sunday.
Plus, Sky Sports ignore their own man in search of clicks, and Joey Barton and Tim Sherwood contribute...
"Liverpool is one of the best clubs in the world and look when Coutinho or a player like Coutinho wants to leave."
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