Premier League clubs have spent £250million already this summer. It's still June.
John Aldridge suggested Virgil van Dijk go on strike to force Saints to sell him to Liverpool. So...
Ross Barkley could reportedly leave Goodison Park for the good of his England career.
Jose Mourinho has told Manchester United to sign Tottenham striker Harry Kane, not Cristiano Ronaldo.
Plus Rafael Benitez getting frustrated, Chelsea's double swoop and Mourinho eyeing Kane
They made football fun and less serious, and that's important. All hail Saint and Greavsie.
That's his release clause and Luiz Felipe Scolari is not about to let him go for less...
Tiemoue Bakayoko arriving at Chelsea could mean Nemanja Matic to Man United, who wanted Gomes.
What do you do when you are scared off Romelu Lukaku by the price tag? Call Lewandowski...
Celebratory DVDs, naughty garters, loads of booze and Richard f**king Littlejohn. It's not all good...
Eric Dier has been linked with United, but Spurs' chameleon might well struggle outside of his environment.
Josh King admits he was "intrigued" by the rumours linking him to Tottenham, but he's happy for now.
Harry Kane has set himself the ambitious target of hitting 50 goals for Tottenham next season.
Arsenal, Everton, Leicester, West Brom, West Ham and now Tottenham. Man United are batting them off.