Somebody with a much bigger brain than us has worked out the cost of Chelsea finishing second.
Alternative title: Why having a Big Six is a good thing. We say we want variety but we don't mean it...
You know the drill - one potential loanee from every club. And an update on July's picks.
Dele Alli is aiming to use the Champions League win over APOEL Nicosia to kick-start their form.
Even Fernando Llorente and Georges-Kevin Nkoudou scored as Tottenham beat APOEL.
Jamie Redknapp believes Spurs' decision to sell Kyle Walker to City now "looks like a huge mistake".
Tottenham are in a bit of a rut, and so perhaps a fringe squad player could help them out. Nkoudou?
The lesson here is pretty simple: Don't compare young players to Lionel Messi.
Scholes is the unluckiest Ballon d'Or nominee ever. And remember when Carra got as many votes as Ronaldo?
Actually not Raheem to Real at all, but it 'could' happen. Along with Kondogbia to Tottenham...
Those comments about Tottenham? They were "taken out of context", says yer man Clatts.
The ten worst players in the Premier League's top six this season? This should be fun.
Big Sam will take Everton to Anfield in the FA Cup, which is just one of a few tasty third-round ties...
“I have to consider a million things... the final decision will be made in January.”
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