It's an absolutely massive gossip. Oh wait, no it isn't. United want a Swedish striker who isn't Zlatan.
Arsenal scouting a Serie A striker, Bilic battling to save his job, Chelsea want £25m Keane
Angel di Maria is headed back to the Premier League, while we have updates on Griezmann and Auba.
Liverpool have been dealt a 'massive blow' over Klopp's future, while Cesc is off to Wham.
Depay off to Milan, Lingard to double his money, Griezmann reveals PSG offer.
Manchester City want Bonucci in January, Van Gaal's getting a new job and some Gareth Bale b*llocks...
We'll level with you...it's not a great gossip. We would rather you read our features anyway, lovely people.
ManUnited to bid for Drinkwater, Man City target Arsenal's Bellerin, Payet exit was blocked...
It's all change at Manchester United, while Barcelona think they can sign Hector Bellerin for just £30m.
Do you want Antoine Griezmann? Get out and never come back if not. Scum. Go on. Go.
Alexis Sanchez could be headed to Man City, while Chelsea want Ben Davies. For £20m.
And it really is bulls***. We have Alexis Sanchez and Mario Mandzukic to swap clubs for one...
Man United want James Rodriguez (and a nonsense Rooney story), Man City want Gladbach trio...
Mesut Ozil will sign a new Arsenal contract, but Alexis Sanchez might not do so. Oh dear.
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