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Right, a couple of the big transfer sagas seem to have come to a shuddering halt this morning, so we'll get to those quickly.
According to Uruguayan journalist Martin Charquero, Luis Suarez is staying at Liverpool, after all that. And why?
"For now, due to all of the people's affection, I will be staying."
Yeah. Believe that if you like.
ROONEY GOING NOWHERE EITHER
Big story in The Guardian, who report that Manchester United have decided not to sell Wayne Rooney to Chelsea, whatever they offer.
The paper reports: 'Their stance is irreversible and will represent a significant setback for José Mourinho, who had been under the impression a deal to take him to Stamford Bridge was only a matter of time...
'...the Glazer family is absolutely determined there will be a show of force at Old Trafford this summer and that means automatically rejecting any further Chelsea bid out of principle.
'United believe it would be weak in the extreme to bend to player power, no matter how messy it threatens to become before the end of the transfer window, and their position will not change if Rooney hands in a formal transfer request or goes public with his desire to leave.'
Well, well, well.
Your move, Mr Bale.
ARSENAL IN FOR MICHU & DZEKO?
Interesting one in The Daily Mirror, who report that with Suarez now seemingly being off the market, Arsenal are looking at alternatives.
And those alternatives include Michu and Edin Dzeko, apparently.
Well, we say that, but the paper actually just says they've been interested in those players in the past, which either suggests that the Mirror have no idea what Arsenal are going to do next, or Arsenal have no idea what Arsenal are going to do next.
Believe whichever one gets you through the night, Gooners.
Meanwhile, the Mirror reports that the signing of Luiz Gustavo is close, but The Daily Mail says Napoli are in too and seem pretty confident.
LIVERPOOL IN FOR WILLIAN
Just back to Liverpool for a second, and The Daily Mirror claims that they have an interest in Anzhi afro-sporter Willian, and call us crazy, but they might have a reasonable chance of getting him.
Apparently Bredan Rodgers 'does not need to sell Suarez first to a move for Willian, as FSG have promised him the cash to make a major signing'.
It makes sense, given that they were in for Henrikh Mhkitaryan pretty strongly, only to be pipped by Borussia Dortmund.
Of course there is the chance that could happen again: 'Liverpool could face competition from Tottenham, as their boss Andre Villas-Boas has tried to buy the South American for both them and Chelsea.'
AND THE REST...
Manchester City have renewed their interest in Real Madrid's Pepe...St Etienne are eyeing a swoop for West Ham striker Modibo Maiga...Hull boss Steve Bruce aims to sign Evian's Mohammed Rabiu and Hamburg's Tomas Rincon to boost his midfield...Fulham are set to pip Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham to 15-year-old Belgian striker Julien Ngoy...Sunderland are in line to bag Valencia's Aly Cissokho...Southampton striker Billy Sharp must take a pay cut to join Sheffield Wednesday...Nottingham Forest have been told they will have to pay £1.5million for West Ham striker Ricardo Vaz Te...QPR are facing last-minute competition from Fulham for Scott Parker...West Ham are to make a renewed bid for Chelsea striker Demba Ba - but need to offload players in order to afford him...Doncaster want to take Manchester United striker Federico Macheda on loan...Tottenham are keen on Barcelona defender Marc Bartra and are considering a surprise move for Watford's Troy Deeney...
Newcastle are ready to revive interest in Ajax defender Toby Alderweireld...Bolton are interested in a loan deal for Sunderland striker Connor Wickham...Bournemouth will offer Malmo £1.2million for striker Tokelo Rantie...Swansea are willing to let strikers Luke Moore and Leroy Lita leave on free transfers...Stoke have pulled out of a move for Hannover striker Mame Diouf...PSG are willinmg to pay up to £15.5m for Newcastle midfielder Yohan Cabaye...Tottenham are close to a £11.5million deal for Dinamo Zagreb midfielder Alen Halilovic...Hull have agreed a fee in excess of £5million for Tom Huddlestone and are also close to signing his Tottenham team-mate Jake Livermore on loan.