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ANDERSON CAN LEAVE FOR £8M
And not before time, we'd suggest.
The Daily Star reports that Manchester United have finally decided to get shot of Anderson, and will heave him out of the door if anyone waves £8million in their face.
Apparently David Moyes has told the midfielder he's welcome to do one, and they quote a 'club source' as saying: "Anderson isn't up to the standards required. He just hasn't fulfiled his potential. If someone makes a decent bid for him in January he will be sold."
Perhaps unsurprisingly, no potential destinations are mentioned.
COULD AGGER LEAVE LIVERPOOL?
Hints! Suggestions! Nods! Winks! Such is the sand that the house of gossip is built on, and isn't just marvellous? Well, it is when gossip isn't the only thing in the papers, but we digress.
Anyway, here's Daniel Agger 'hinting' (interpretation via The Daily Express) that he could leave Liverpool if he doesn't play more.
"If I don't play. If the manager doesn't think I'm good enough, that could make me leave Liverpool.
"I'm here to play football, nothing else. So if I don't play football, then I don't want to be here."
And here's Brendan Rodgers with his contribution: "In the run of games Martin Skrtel has had, he's gained confidence and that has meant I've acknowledged and recognised that he's playing at a really good level.
"I've always tried to show fairness with the players.
"If you are playing well, you'll play. If you're not, you'll be in and out of the team."
No specific suitors are mentioned, beyond Barcelona and Manchester City being keen in the past.
RODGERS THINKS SUAREZ WILL STAY
Meanwhile, here's Brendan Rodgers on Luis Suarez and whether or not he'll stay at Liverpool.
"No, I wouldn't say that," said Rodgers when asked if he thought Suarez would leave. "I think he, like ourselves, wants to be at the very highest level he can be.
"And you can see by his performances he deserves to be looking at that level.
"But it also shows he has been excellent in his attitude, you see his work rate - that is the key."
LIVERPOOL LOOKING TO THE KIDS
Youngsters are in need at Liverpool, if the rumour pages are anything to go by.
Well, the rumour pages in The Daily Mail, who report that Brendan Rodgers is sniffing round a couple of kids, namely FC Basel winger Mohamed Salah and Derby midfielder Will Hughes.
Spurs are keen on Salah as well, but the Swiss club want top dollar for the Egyptian winger - top dollar meaning £15million.
There has been talk of Liverpool buying Hughes then immediately loaning him back to Derby.
KOMPANY COULD LEAVE?
Be afraid, Manchester City fans. We've all seen what their defence is like when they are temporarily without Vincent Kompany, but what would happen if they were permanently denied him? Nothing good, we'd wager.
The Daily Express reports that Monaco are keen on the City captain, and could make a move for him in January.
The paper claims: 'Reports in the continent indicate that Monaco's owner Dmitry Rybolovlev is looking to shore up his defence.
'Though it is not understood what Kompany's asking price is, it is thought Monaco would have to spend big to get their man.'
AND THE REST...
Israel winger Yossi Benayoun, 33, has verbally agreed a two-year deal with Queens Park Rangers...New Sheffield United boss Nigel Clough will make 22-year-old Leeds United defender Aidy White his first loan signing...Arsenal star Emmanuel Frimpong, 21, has sparked an amazing race storm at the Emirates by claiming on Twitter that "sometimes I wish I was white & English" after being left out of the Gunners' Capital One Cup squad...Arsenal striker Lukas Podolski could be the subject of interest from Atletico Madrid and Borussia Dortmund in January...Chelsea's Brazilian midfielder Ramires, 26, insists he has no intention of leaving Stamford Bridge to join Real Madrid...Brighton want to land loan signing striker Leroy Lita, 28, on a permanent deal from Swansea...Out-of-favour striker Emmanuel Adebayor could be set to leave Tottenham in January - with Turkish side Besiktas set to renew their interest...Fulham winger Tue Na Bangna, 20, is a loan target for League One side Stevenage...Wigan boss Owen Coyle will step up his bid to sign Aston Villa midfielder Marc Albrighton on loan.
Everton are one of a host of clubs tracking Nantes' Serbia striker Filip Djordjevic, 26, who has scored seven goals in 13 games this season...Burnley manager Sean Dyche wants Brighton striker Ashley Barnes, a free agent next summer, to bolster his side's bid to reach the Premier League...Blackpool want to sign Aston Villa midfielder Daniel Johnson, 21, on loan after training with the Seasiders for the past week.