Louis van Gaal to begin his United clear-out with gusto, Jose desperate to sell Torres and Napoli want Christian Eriksen...
TEN OUT OF OLD TRAFFORD?
Let's cut to the chase and get to the players named by the Daily Mail as possibly 'heading for the Old Trafford exit'. So here goes...
'It now seems certain that left-back Patrice Evra will join Nemanja Vidic, Rio Ferdinand, Ryan Giggs and Anderson on the way out, while question marks remain over the likes of Alex Buttner, Nani, Ashley Young, Shinji Kagawa and Tom Cleverley.'
Is anybody surprised by any of those names? Does anybody believe for a second that all ten could leave?
The good news for Manchester United fans is that the Mail claim that 'chief executive Ed Woodward stayed in Germany to talk to Bayern Munich officials about a possible summer deal for midfielder Toni Kroos'. Actually, is that good news?
KOKE GOING NOWHERE
Manchester United are probably going to have to shop at Atletico Madrid and Borussia Dortmund this summer as their players might quite like to double their money, but they might want to cross midfielder Koke off any possible list.
He has told AS: "I'm happy and I'm not thinking at all about leaving right now. I'm very happy here at my home club and I want to stay, and that's why I have a long-term contract."
CAMPBELL FOR TOON?
You know it's a slow day for gossip when Joel Campbell appears anywhere but 'AND THE REST'.
Here's what they say in the Daily Star: 'ALAN PARDEW is looking to open the summer transfer window with a bang by overhauling the Newcastle frontline with Arsenal star Joel Campbell and Tenerife forward Ayoze Perez.'
Costa Rican striker Campbell has scored eight goals in 31 league games for Olympiakos, as well as a Champions League goal against Manchester United, while 20-year-old Ayoze has scored 16 goals in Spain's second flight this season.
It doesn't look good for Luuk de Jong, does it?