Karim Benzema to Liverpool for £50m (of course), with Virgil van Dijk and Fabian Delph also on the wanted list.
RONALDO FLIRTS WITH MAN UNITED
There isn't any talk of Cristiano Ronaldo returning to Manchester United this summer (thank god, we had quite enough of that rumour last year), but the Real Madrid star hasn't ruled out a return to Old Trafford in the future.
"Of course, it was one of my favourite clubs, Manchester, everyone knows that every time when I speak about Real Madrid I should speak about Manchester United, I love it there," Ronaldo told the media on Friday.
"I was 18-years-old, I win everything there. The people treat me like a god there so I appreciate it and in the future nobody knows."
He does like to flutter his eyelashes.
BRONDBY AND BARCA BATTLE FOR AGGER
This has to be the most peculiar transfer head-to-head we've ever heard as Barcelona and Brondby reportedly duke it out for Daniel Agger.
The Dane has made noises about looking to leave Liverpool after Dejan Lovren's arrival for £20m further increased the competition in defence.
'The 29-year-old's future is unclear after Lovren's £20million signing and Brondby hope they can lure the central defender back to the club he grew up at, with their major shareholder saying they will do 'everything in our power' to sign him,' report the Daily Mail.
'Barcelona have been continually linked with Agger but having splashed out on French defender Jeremy Mathieu last week a deal would have to be right for them to proceed.'
SPURS CHASE MUSACCHIO
They've just signed Eric Dier from Sporting Lisbon, but Spurs are eager to add another defender to their squad, according to the Daily Mirror.
'Tottenham are in talks with Mateo Musacchio over a move to White Hart Lane,' report the Mirror.
'The Argentine defender is valued at £21million by his club Villarreal, but Mauricio Pochettino has made him a top priority as he looks to tinker with the Spurs backline.'
It's thought Spurs are prepared to pay around £16m for Musacchio, but Villarreal are holding out for a big fee because of a 35% sell-on clause owed to River Plate.
AND THE REST
Southampton boss Ronald Koeman is eyeing a shock £15m swoop for Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez...Newcastle boss Alan Pardew has all but given up hope of signing QPR striker Loic Remy...Meanwhile, Toon ace Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa is being lined up for a loan move to French side Marseille...Swansea boss Garry Monk wants to land Tottenham full-back Kyle Naughton...West Ham want to sign Croatian hitman Andrej Kramaric...Norwich are set to sign former QPR midfielder Gary O'Neil, 31, who was released in the summer...West Ham are lining up a move for Stoke City striker Peter Crouch, 33, after former Chelsea frontman Samuel Eto'o priced himself out of a move...
Arsene Wenger admits he is fighting a losing battle to keep Belgium defender Thomas Vermaelen, 28, at Arsenal...Sunderland are in pole position for Palermo striker Abel Hernandez...Fulham have snapped up Bulgaria international defender Nikolay Bodurov from Litex Lovech...QPR are considering a loan move for Juventus's 26-year-old midfielder Mauricio Isla...Manchester United's £30m attempt to sign 26-year-old Colombian midfielder Juan Cuadrado from Fiorentina is set to be hijacked by Barcelona...Liverpool have suffered a setback in their pursuit of Paris St-Germain's 29-year-old forward Ezequiel Lavezzi, with the Argentina international preferring a move to Juventus...
Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini has been told that £32m Porto defender Eliaquim Mangala will be his last summer signing...Southampton goalkeeper Artur Boruc, 34, is on the wanted list of German champions Bayern Munich...Aston Villa are ready to pounce for Wolves centre-back Danny Batth if Ron Vlaar joins Southampton...Hull City have set their sights on Stoke's Geoff Cameron to solve their defensive problems ahead of the new season...Sunderland have told striker Connor Wickham to pen a new contract soon - or risk being sold...Chelsea are set to loan Patrick Bamford to Middlesbrough...Cardiff City's Jordon Mutch is set for a swift return to the Premier League in a £5m move to Queens Park Rangers...