Cheeky Punt is still scouting around for a price on Romero eating a steak bake on TV. Enjoy this in the meantime.
Who are the young guns? Who are the old fogies? Which side accounts for 21 of the 50 youngest PL starting XIs?
Wait, Shaun Maloney is still in the Premier League? And so is Fraizer Campbell?
'Lost patience' turned into new faith in Martial, but what of Allardyce and Moyes? Plus Klopp, Pochettino, Pulis.
Martial scores one and assists another on his first start in four Premier League games. United are unbeaten in 16.
Peter G's latest stats piece brings us to xG. Chelsea and Spurs are overperforming; Liverpool are not.
Crystal Palace's best-paid player is on the same wage per week as Tottenham's. And Ozil > Sanchez.
Liverpool are "a f***ing shambles"; Tottenham have got this. Plus Burnley have a chance against Chelsea.
Crystal Palace have 11. ELEVEN! And they and Sunderland have 'used' 39 players...
Ramsey made a mistake. Dyche and Mackay would have "had strong words" had Deeney done the same.
Jurgen Klopp and possession, Arsenal and their lack of USP, Mkhitaryan and Chelsea...
Burnley continue to be hilariously bad away as Watford beat them 2-1 at Vicarage Road.
It can only ever be a home win for Chelsea. And Cheeky is Macho Man Randy Savage if Spurs don't win.
Arsene Wenger, Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola. The big three all had significant midweeks...
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