One passes a lot and the other is forever being dispossessed. And who are biggest tacklers in Europe?
Plus lots on Mourinho and Man United, Liverpool v Chelsea, and some love for Watford and midfielders.
Jose's biggest problem could be off the pitch; our biggest winners are across the city.
Manchester United lost their third consecutive game after Watford ran out deserving 3-1 winners.
Walter Mazzarri has dismissed suggestions he holds a grudge against Jose Mourinho.
Slaven Bilic has denied Dimitri Payet's rabona cross was intended to embarrass Watford
He's already bagged winnings from the Liverpool win so you might want to listen to his other tips...
Roberto Firmino is a big winner, but plenty of love for Koscielny, De Bruyne, Eriksen and Lallana
West Ham are struggling to settle in a new home, and keep leaving the door unlocked. Headaches for Slaven Bilic.
Ozil and Sanchez to sign new deals, Everton to make Deeney move, new Lingard and Zlatan contracts
"Once identified, they will be banned from attending any West Ham fixture for life." Told you...
Watford recovered from two goals down to ease past West Ham with a 4-2 victory.
Mahrez to score vs Liverpool, Arsenal to pump Southampton, United vs City to be tight...
Mane, Bailly and Mahrez are the big ones, but most clubs are losing at least one player...
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