Because he is a very, very angry man who can be a bit of a d*ck. But you can tell him that...
These players have plenty of caps between them, but are not even in contention for a call-up. Poor Ashley Young.
So far, the 2017/18 Premier League season has been a campaign of headed goals. We wonder why.
The Premier League's big six, Everton, West Ham and Leicester want a change in TV revenue distribution.
These 40 players probably saw Harry Winks get a call-up and thought: "That could be me." Some would be right.
Cheeky Punt is backing wins for Manchester United, Tottenham, Liverpool, Leicester and Chelsea.
History repeating itself at Liverpool? The ultimate pragmatist returns? Pressure on Bilic?
Eriksen joined this list at the weekend. 99 different nations have scored in the Premier League. Here we go...
The reaction from Liverpool, Man United and West Ham is here. This season is already excellent...
Marco Silva feels Watford's season will be defined by the results they achieve against teams like Swansea rather than the odd hammering at the hands of a Premier League giant.
Also get on wins for Burnley, Chelsea, Everton, Manchester City and Newcastle. Degsy knows, people.
Olivier Giroud is the obvious place to start, but what of the other 19 Premier League clubs?
This list includes a player signed this summer who wasn't named in his club's 25-man squad. Weird.
You can also stick your money on Manchester United to win, and BTTS at Liverpool v Burnley.
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