Also get on wins for Burnley, Chelsea, Everton, Manchester City and Newcastle. Degsy knows, people.
Olivier Giroud is the obvious place to start, but what of the other 19 Premier League clubs?
This list includes a player signed this summer who wasn't named in his club's 25-man squad. Weird.
You can also stick your money on Manchester United to win, and BTTS at Liverpool v Burnley.
Abdoulaye Doucoure was buried by two Watford managers, but has been unearthed by Marco Silva.
It's a weekend that's bigger than four hips and three c*cks. Because private jokes between three people are great
If the transfer window had closed before the start of the season, these would have never happened.
Wayne Rooney to make positive headlines, Liverpool to beat Man City, Man United to beat Stoke and...
It turns out that Liverpool are to blame for the early window closure. They should have sold Coutinho...
Have Arsenal bought or sold more players for £20m? And do you remember Portsmouth's biggest sale?
Right wingers were the most expensive Premier League signing on average. Keepers were the cheapest.
We have sifted through the middle names and the rest to bring you every Premier League club's 25-man squad.
A £21million left-back, a summer signing and a player who was omitted last year as well. Poor sod.
Watford are legally obliged to have a bloated squad, but they loaned two out on Friday.
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