"Jose and myself would love to win a game 4-0 playing flamboyant football," says Pardew. One and the same.
Liverpool were said to be interested but Pardew says West Brom are close to signing Ahmed Hegazi.
Liverpool 'can f**k right off', but Degsy is still backing goals against Bournemouth. Lukaku will also bag.
In rude health last season, but limping their way through 2017/18. These are the drifting ones...
Arsenal and Manchester City might both want Jonny Evans, but they don't have Alan Pardew.
Dermot Gallagher says whether it was 'deliberate' is a moot point; the referee had no choice.
Liverpool have dropped four points in four days but Ragnar Klavan is looking on the bright side.
David Silva's majesty, Burnley, Claude Puel, Newcastle and Liverpool's momentum...
Liverpool had to be content with a solitary point once again with West Brom their tormentors this time.
There is a busy night of Premier League action ahead, and you can follow every kick here with us.
The Baggies have conceded seven goals in the final 16 minutes of games so Alan Pardew has a problem to solve.
It's almost certainly a spoof, but if the Etihad Stadium review is real it's the best review ever written.
Mourinho's faulty plan, Lacazette's away run, Newcastle waiting for Godot and plenty more too...
Wilfried Bony reminded everyone of his relevance with the winner in a pretty important game.
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