Dave, 59, from London has been dialling 999 to try and complain about West Ham.
Moyes doesn't "know the history and the reasons" for West Ham fans booing during his first game. Well...
"Some big players with big reputations disappointed me a lot," says Moyes. So fill in the blanks.
The West Ham job already feels like a final failed grasp for relevance from David Moyes. Oh dear.
Oh, and Virgil van Dijk facing Liverpool. It's actually a sodding huge weekend, looking at it.
Lukaku has learned about movement from three strikers. One plays for West Ham. Not Andy Carroll.
We pick ten former Premier League players who could realistically return and tip potential clubs for them.
Stuart Pearce is Moyes' new West Ham assistant. There's a reason they call him Psycho, to be fair.
Almost a third of the way through the Premier League season, some players still can't even make the bench...
You'd think David Moyes is not in a position where West Ham have to make him promises, but hey?
David Moyes has the fourth-most wins, third-most losses and third-most draws as a Prem manager.
That it is, David. That it is. Moyes says he has "a point to prove" at West Ham. Again, spot on.
Son moved level with Park this weekend. 99 different nations have scored in the Premier League. Go...
David Moyes has two years left on the contract he signed at Man United in 2013. Good luck, West Ham.
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