Have Manchester United signed Wesley Sneijder yet? Has Riquelme joined Everton at least?
Needs someone to miss a penalty? Nigeria fans might have just come up with the answer.
An undroppable player for every Premier League club - and those we thought were untouchable a year ago...
Is this what Arsenal's new midfield will look like? And City might have a job tempting a centre-half back to the Premier League...
Since it's National Let It Go Day (yes, that is a thing), this lot should, y'know... let it go.
Wolves have gone mental. So have Arsenal a bit. But Liverpool have spent the most, folks.
Looks like we're going to have to start a Bernard Watch. He's leaving Shakhtar, the boy.
One Gooner has a warning for Arsenal fans. We also have mails on England coverage, VAR and Kane.
'Welcome to a proper team, a man team, not a baby team'. Patrice Evra is something else.
Lucas Torreira "has left for €30million", according to Sampdoria. Arsenal are doing bits.
Mertens to Chelsea, Brewster to Tottenham or Arsenal, Ndombele for Dembele...
One conversation with Unai Emery was all it took to convince Jack Wilshere to leave Arsenal.
Unai Emery told Bernd Leno that he is "a good goalkeeper". Big old words, those.
Arsenal "need to retain some continuity", so Steve Bould can stay. Jens Lehmann? Erm...
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