The year is 2016, and Didier Drogba is still scoring against Arsenal. The Gunners won, of course.
Mario Mandzukic has dropped down the pecking order at Juventus. West Ham are also keen.
There's little danger of that, Petr. The Arsenal goalkeeper is very much on message with his club.
Because there really is only 16 days until this s**t gets going. Who needs what, quickly?
Plus a Paul Pogba poem that makes up deeply happy about our readership. Benteke to Arsenal
Ivan Gazidis has been rolled out yet again to defend Arsenal's transfer window.
Howe to replace Wenger, Van Persie to Rangers (!), Real go from Pogba to Sissoko (!!)
Francis Coquelin has been playing at centre-half in Arsenal training. It's happening again.
He would solve their striking problems. Plus an overrated XI, Higuain, the EFL Trophy and...
Five central defenders, all linked with Premier League clubs, compared by our WhoScored chums
Ten Premier League clubs have entered the EFL Trophy. Each of the teams are here.
Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham are all out.
We have two new entrants - both PL, surprisingly - on our list of the most expensive players of all time.
Plus Arsenal and Spurs both want Wissam Ben Yedder, and Fellaini could be off to Sunderland
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