Lucas is Europe's most voracious tackler, while Mesut Ozil really is the most creative player around...
Kind words for Harry Kane and Slaven Bilic, less so for Wayne Rooney, Jose Mourinho and Philippe Coutinho...
Dwight has hilariously backed himself as a candidate for the vacant Villa job because he played there once.
Tim Sherwood was not sacked because he was English, but because he was really sodding awful.
Mourinho is gone if Chelsea lose to Liverpool, Villa want Garde, Real target Vardy, new deal for Wenger.
Aston Villa have sacked Tim Sherwood after their rotten start to the season continued.
Tim Sherwood spoke with little certainty over his future at Aston Villa after they fell to defeat to Swansea.
The club was "in a hole" but it was Tim Sherwood who was holding the shovel, despite his bluster.
Swansea battled back from behind to beat Aston Villa 2-1 to end their own winless run.
Aston Villa boss Tim Sherwood has hinted that he has been made a scapegoat at the club.
Tim Sherwood joked(?) he would "be checking over my shoulder" at Aston Villa against Swansea tomorrow.
Wayne Rooney is going through the footballing menopause. He desperately needs a hot flush...
Tim Sherwood is "definitely good enough to keep Aston Villa up" and Jack Grealish is the future, says Joe Cole.
Emre Can, Ander Herrera, Aaron Ramsey and some other horribly misused players.
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