Burnley, with their dull kit and ever more dull club shop. Oh, and Colombian butt-lifting jeans...
You know the rules: the big clubs are on the TV a bit. Some games have been moved about too. Come see.
Harry Kane, Christian Eriksen and Cesc Fabregas feature high up the winners. So too does Big Sam...
But, as we all know, 'want doesn't get'. City would want £60m for Aguero and Rabiot wants a 'big club'.
Signing Dembele as Rooney's replacement is like trading in your old, broken-down car for a Ferrari.
Michael Keane denied Hull an important win with a late goal for Burnley in a 1-1 draw on Saturday.
Sean Dyche praises midfielder before pitching the worst idea for a reality TV show - 'Being Joey'.
Cheeky Punt is still scouting around for a price on Romero eating a steak bake on TV. Enjoy this in the meantime.
Curbishley hopes to help young British managers prove themselves in the lower leagues.
Who are the young guns? Who are the old fogies? Which side accounts for 21 of the 50 youngest PL starting XIs?
A 'Big Man', a brilliant celebration, a Mkhitaryan, an Arsenal loanee, a Dembele rage and more feature.
Delph, Shaw, Ranieri, Barton and those Millwall fans who thought that goading opposition fans was clever.
Ibrahimovic and Pogba, Winks and Kane, Harris, Cowley and Gestede. A list that trips off the tongue.
On Joey Barton, dickery, Diego Costa, Tottenham, magic, Claudio Ranieri and Cesc Fabregas...
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