Plus lots of Scottish football bashing, Puma and Luka Modric are both cursed, and where now for Bale?
Liverpool and Manchester City are separated by a single point. Here's how that's panned out in the past...
A bumper Big Weekend is bloody excited for two huge games, as well as Ozil, Spurs and Siewert.
Quite how Leeds have ended up with Marcelo Bielsa at the helm is beyond Johnny. But we're loving it.
Stoke City striker Saido Berahino has been charged with being drunk in charge of a motor vehicle, police said.
Man City continue to enjoy the easiest run to two domestic cup finals in recorded history. G'won.
Leeds have had their wrists thoroughly slapped by the EFL, but there will be no points deduction. Quite right.
Leeds' promotion hopes have suffered a blow with Kemar Roofe sustaining knee ligament damage.
EFL clubs will surely fight over who gets to pay for Shaun Harvey's farewell gift as departing chief executive.
Jurgen Klopp was surely just a matter of days from sliding into Xherdan Shaqiri's DMs to talk about Liverpool.
Dan James is destined to move to the Premier League after his Leeds move collapsed. What if they get promotion?
Swansea City came from a goal down to beat Brentford 4-1 in the FA Cup fifth round.
A first half goal from Ivan Cavaleiro saw Wolves record a 1-0 win over Bristol City in the FA Cup fifth round.
Ravel Morrison's career has taken another interesting turn with a move from Lazio to Ostersunds.
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